As @thevar would say, sometimes fatty has to show his face, and when he does, I just yell, "it's unlocked, fool!"

Can't believe they have London Pride her...

Can't believe they have London Pride here! (@gopluto)

When there's no captain morgan, sailor j...

When there's no captain morgan, sailor jerry is there to pick up the slack.

Tea Sesame Street miniature characte...

Tea + Sesame Street + miniature character play with the kiddo = Sunday morning. Now I need some bacon.

This is what happens when you try to col...

This is what happens when you try to color with you 1.5 yo. She destroyed my picture!

Door-to-door. Interesting. Is that possi...

Door-to-door. Interesting. Is that possible?

"Nernie!"